The Pink Princess

Long ago there was a princess who lived in a far off land. One day while she was wandering the streets of her grand kingdom she ran into a little kitten. "hello there", the princess spoke in a soft gentle tone as to calm the kitten, "come on out now little thing, I won't hurt you". The princess slowly stretched her hand towrds the kitten, who was one with the darkness underneath the wagon it hid beneath. The kitten slowly and carefully crawled out from it's hidding spot, conviced the princess couldn't see him until he step into the light. As the kitten's paw hit the light of the sun it revaled a deep, warm, brownish fur with speckles of grey furs forshadowing his future coat. "Well aren't you such a cutie", said the princess swooping up the cat who took an akward position has he was swooped. His hind paws and lower body rested crooked and above his upper boddy which was upside down gently nibbling at her arm disgruntledly. The kitten meowed with the might of a lion however it was still just a meow. "Ow okay okay I'll set you down", the princess said setting the kitten down. "Such a 'tud for a little dude!", the princess said as the kitten succried back to his hidding spot still watching the princess. The princess reached into her handbag pulling out a little cat treat then saying, "Could you smell this?". The kitten then bolted out towrds the princesses hand before running into it. "You can have this once you learn some manners mister.", Said the princess.

"Okay okay fine, oh meow dearest majesty would you paw over a few cat treats for one hungry kitten orphan boy who is really hungry and loves food and did I meantion I am an orphan, A kitten orphan to be specific and just say that out loud. Kitten; Orphan. Wow that- yeah that is the most depressing things I heard In meow life, and I heard my parents get eaten buy dinosours yeah that's how I became an orphan pretty badass huh?"

The Princess seemingly unphased, reaches into her handbag shuffling past a vape grabbing a empty poition vile and states, "What did that witch put in this poition!"